Epic Games store is giving away a hilarious medieval game called Grand Theft Horse. Just like the popular GTA series, it is also open-source and very much fun.
Rustler, often dubbed “Grand Theft Horse,” is an indie action-adventure game that cleverly mashes up the chaotic, top-down gameplay of classic Grand Theft Auto titles with a comically inaccurate medieval setting.
Players step into the boots of a lowly thug named Guy—yes, that’s his actual name, courtesy of lazy parents—in a world brimming with feudal nonsense, pop-culture Easter eggs, and over-the-top humor inspired by Monty Python. From stealing horses to battling knights with holy hand grenades, Rustler invites you to unleash medieval mayhem in an open-world sandbox that’s equal parts nostalgic and absurd.
Old-School Chaos with a Medieval Twist
At its core, Rustler captures the essence of early GTA games like GTA 1 and 2, but swaps out cars for horses and guns for swords, spears, and crossbows. The top-down perspective lets you explore a sprawling feudal landscape, from bustling villages to castle grounds, where you can freely cause trouble. Stealing a horse is as simple as hopping on and galloping away, but watch out—guards will chase you down on steeds decked out with flashing red and blue lights, a hilarious anachronism that pokes fun at modern police pursuits.
Combat feels straightforward yet satisfying, with options for melee brawls using fists or weapons like turds (yes, you can throw poop) and ranged attacks via automatic crossbows or even explosive “holy hand grenades.” Horseback fighting adds a layer of strategy, as charging into enemies can send them flying. Controls can be a bit clunky, especially when handling horses, which sometimes feel unresponsive and lead to frustrating moments during chases or battles. However, this adds to the game’s charm, echoing the quirky handling of old-school titles.
You can hire bards as your personal “radio.” These lute-strumming musicians follow you around, playing tunes that shift based on your actions—upbeat during fights or mellow while exploring. Punch them to change the song, adding a fun interactive element. Side activities abound: plow fields to draw silly shapes, shoot cows into the sky, burn weed piles for giggles, or join weird sects like the Round-Earthers. The game encourages experimentation, whether you’re dressing as Death to scare villagers or surviving massive guard sieges after racking up a high wanted level.
Story and Quests
The narrative follows Guy, a hungover horse thief working for a shady boss in a world of knights, inquisitions, and witch hunts. Your main goal? Rise from rags to riches by entering the Grand Tournament, where victory means winning half the kingdom and a princess’s hand. To get there, you’ll infiltrate high society, form shady alliances, and betray foes in a series of twisted quests.
Missions range from straightforward thefts—like nabbing a prized steed—to absurd tasks such as digging up dinosaur skeletons or pimping out horses in a medieval stable. The story isn’t deep, but it’s packed with humor and references to movies, games, and memes. Think valiant-but-dumb knights quoting famous lines or encounters with characters parodying pop icons. You can follow the plot linearly or ignore it entirely for sandbox fun, robbing peasants or sparking village riots. This flexibility keeps things engaging, though some quests feel repetitive if you stick strictly to the main path.
Conclusion
Rustler (Grand Theft Horse) stands out as a refreshing take on classic open-world action, delivering laughs and light-hearted chaos in a medieval wrapper. While it won’t revolutionize gaming with its clunky moments, it’s a must-try for anyone nostalgic for old GTA vibes or craving a silly sandbox escape.
Claim the Giveaway
In order to claim the giveaway game, you can visit Epic Games store webpage https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/rustler-grand-theft-horse-21a7ca, login to your Epic Games account and then click on the Get button. You will have to use Epic Games Launcher in order to download and install it.